I was coming to rec Narcissus by barefacedbandit for self-cest, but I see you don't like the trope anyway. Shame, it's super ;)

http://dracomalfoy.livejournal.com/9473.html

Thank you for including my fics on here - I was delighted to think that they were memorable for you <3

I don't really like coffee shop AU immensely as a trope, but the fics that sprung to mind when I was taking the test are such wonderful ones (clever people have linked them above) that it came up pretty high on my list just for that reason!